loving boyfriend that i am
24 June 2005

i saw my first play tonight. i mean a real play. it was interesting, a nice witty 2 hour piece about adultery called the real thing. for a minute toward the beginning i almost thought it was the original play that closer was adapted from (which is really an awfully gross movie that jen and i could not subject ourselves to after the first half an hour- we were surprised to make it that far even). but back to the play. ya know, it's funny how you can see bits of yourself in characters; i guess that's the magic of a good play, no matter how worldly its portrayals of love and fidelity may be. honestly, though, some of those portrayals were not too far off the mark. wanna know more? go see it yourself! fun play!

so my sweetheart gets her wisdom teeth yanked out today. pobrecita. i'll have to take care of and baby her, which i don't mind at all (she babys the crap out of me when i'm sick, and i loves it), but i'm facing one pitfall that i've been painfully reminded of: i don't know how to baby! i told jen i did, to which she replied, "oh? how's that?," to which i gave the retarded retort, "ummm... uhhh... i'll sit there with you...? no, i'll talk to you...? hug you? hold you?"

yeah. i didn't know jack crap about what to do.

so she relented and gave me a pointer to start with, but from there i'm lost. are there books on this? i'm pretty sure blockbuster will be seeing a lot of me soon, and my free movie coupons, mwaha. i feel like i'm living out a story of the modern everyman.
man meets woman.
man likes woman.
me david. you jen.
man loooooooves woman.
man spends life clueless about woman, but knows he loooooooves her.
torture ensues.
again: are there books on this?

well that's that, but here's a little educational tidbit from the gallery. i did a little research on why the heck wisdom teeth are called wisdom teeth. quite controversial by feminist manifesto standards. time to go; i have a business meeting with my moshi.


check it out - 01.20.07
vapor - 11.15.06
can't complain - 11.10.06
turn the page - 11.09.06
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